If you're going to the beach to swim, don't go in the winter! (A road trip to and a weekend in Hua Hin.)
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Road Trip!
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Destination: Hua Hin.
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First stop at Hua Hin: a small mountain viewpoint home to hundreds of monkeys.
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This one watched as we ate our lunch.
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This one knew there was rice, too. (The restaurant is enclosed by a wire fence to keep them out.)
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Enjoying our lunch [Fried Rice #1], while the animals watch us inside our cage. Ironic?
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This guy came by to see if we would have the heart to spare some rice.
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Someone took the liberty of hanging out on my precious Vios all afternoon.
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The Wat on top of the mountain provides an excellent view.
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Said Wat on top of the mountain. Rather a windy day.
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Carrying the flowers and incense to make merit while up there.
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A view north, to the main city of Hua Hin.
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A small fishing village we passed through to reach this lookout point.
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Requisite Group Shot #1.
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These temple bells have a great view.
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The monkeys basically lounge around until someone decides to feed them.
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Like this guy. Just chillaxin' on a cool Saturday afternoon.
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This guy and old lady live there, and feed the monkeys regularly. Corn and bananas.
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Action shot! Leaping for his swing!
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Enjoying fresh corn on the cob.
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This little monkey was caught picking fleas off the poor dog, who was trying to nap.
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A bit lower down the cliff, at the same vantage point.
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Another shrine on the seaside.
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Dragons protect the sea and the clouds.
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What monkeys they are.
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Now "downtown" in the city, which recently hosted the 15th ASEAN Summit.
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A little lost in translation?
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A beautiful little park with nicely restored train cars...
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... is actually the Hua Hin Library!
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Nice new laminate floors, roomy couches to read at, and a selection of books at the rear of the car.
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Pretending we came by train.
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I did come by train!
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Then, got run over by it. Rats.
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The beautifully restored Hua Hin Rail Station.
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Enjoying the seasonal decorations.
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Again, pretending we came by train.
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This poodle was fiercely guarding her stall.
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Our budget hotel room.
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Had a nice little deck with a great breeze.
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A view of a real, non-touristy street, and the mountainous backdrop.
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Selling seashells by the seashore? We must be near the sea!
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The main entrance to the beach is extremely touristy, but otherwise, the beach is quite sparse.
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The toe test indicates the water temperature is COLD.
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Even this beach dog finds the wind too cool for comfort.
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A little choppy? (Hua Hin means Stone Heads... see how it got its name?)
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Enjoying the beach's cool sand (and cold breeze).
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Horse hooves make more of an impression than people prints.
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Did I mention that it was windy?
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Ooh, a new windswept 'do.
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An array of goodies thrown up by the sea.
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A big sea-front property whose fence we peeked over.
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Said (classic white) fence.
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Kite surfers enjoyed the blustery weather a bit further down. (That mountain is the one we drove up earlier, with the temple and the monkeys.)
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Requisite Group Shot #2.
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A tradition among Thai teenagers : take this photo at the beach.
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We brought our mat, so we may as well use it!
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Okay, we have our mat. Now what?
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Reading the free weekly Bangkok magazine we picked up at the car rental place.
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This masterpiece could win any sand sculpture competition.
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Standing on the "Hua Hin".
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Hiding discreetly among the natural landscape.
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And back at the hotel, enjoying its rooftop lounge...
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... as the sun sets.
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At the night market, which is becoming increasingly touristy!
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A lady makes fun crispy fluff-filled snacks. 10 for 10!
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A colourful fruit seller has a well-organized stall.
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Our choice of dinner joint featured a fancy dragon day bed.
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Dinner! [Fried Rice #2]
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LOTS of seafood restaurants lined the night market. I guess that's why people visit the sea.
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A Swedish Bakery. What's that on the window? Pepparkakor?
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A quieter area of town, lined with small guesthouses overlooking the ocean.
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Of course, there were many seafood restaurants over the ocean on a series of piers.
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We ordered dessert from this lady. It's literally named "Cup Dessert". She scoops the custard out of the cup and puts it in the box to go.
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The main municipality building is all decked out for the holidays!
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As is our hotel's lobby.
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The "Cup Dessert" from earlier. It's a 2-layered custard: one salty coconut milk layer and one sweet agar-based layer.
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Enjoying the dessert and our hotel deck's breeze.
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The next morning: western style breakfast!
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And the Thai take on scrambled eggs. Note the mini-corn in the foreground.
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At Hua Hin's primary food market.
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We stumbled upon an old lady selling vegetarian food... at 9am on Sunday!
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Buy your eggs by the 10!
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Some palm sugar pucks? A discount if you buy 3 kilos.
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There were MANY stalls selling dried squids of all varieties.
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And the traditional way to sell curry pastes. As mountains.
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A huge assortment of condiments for flavouring.
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And how many different grades of shrimp?
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Finally! The Baby and Poodle seller! I knew they were around here somewhere!
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An old house with new dishes.
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Another choppy day on the waters.
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Glad I'm not in those fishing boats!
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As we walk down the fishing pier, almost blown away!
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A hardworking fisherman takes a mid-morning nap.
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Still windy, even today.
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Looking back at the pier restaurants and green waters.
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Requisite Group Shot #3.
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Another dramatic, blustery shot.
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This old man wears his Grandpa Hat as he fixes his boat.
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A dog seeks shelter under a truck parked near the pier.
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Guys pushing around man-sized ice cubes. Normal, right?
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A small, side-soi hidden from most of the tourist shenanigans.
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Another poodle dressed for the winter.
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A 3-story Wat. New to me!
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Stopping at Burger King to write some postcards -- or as an excuse for a cone!
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The one card staying inside the country.
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A huge new complex devoted to reviving Ye Olde traditional Thai life.
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The complex was modeled around the traditional villages built along the edges of rivers.
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Here, a large green lined with old-fashioned shops selling old toys and snacks.
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These two ladies make an old "Thai Pancake"... fried rice patties, then rolled in a sweet-salty-sesame mixture.
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It looks like sandy rocks...
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... but it's really tasty! One of my favourite Thai snacks. Too bad it went extinct 30+ years ago.
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They have a little carnival area that's open at night.
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An old-fashioned coffee shop.
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And an ancient congee seller, complete with ancient pots.
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Stopping at another vantage point, this one with a small playground. Let's play!
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It reminded me of Miami of yesteryear. Kind of run down.
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That's right, just a few more steps back...
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Finally! A coconut within reach!
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Lunch before hitting the road back to Bangkok. [Fried Rice #3]
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Requisite stop at one of the many huge souvenir stores on the side of the highway. They specialize in the province's official dessert.
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Another pit-stop at a Marshalls-like discount store... except these clothes come straight from the factories down the road!
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O.M.G...! The underwear I used to buy at Costco, that they stopped carrying a few years ago.
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Safe, sound, and back on solid ground in Bangkok. Bye bye, my lovely Vios. (But next time, I'll take a Jazz.)
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The special province-specific dessert that we stopped for on the ride home.
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Christmas has come to Bangkok!
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Time to get festive! (I told you in Week 65 that he would be back!)
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That Australian couple also threw in a tacky gold star.
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Only in Thailand do you hang Christmas decorations from the air conditioner.