Up to Chiang Mai for Songkran, the Thai New Years festival!
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Everyone on the skytrain looks out at Victory Monument, which the Red Shirts had taken over.
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The Red Shirts party in the streets, as they say.
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Our 747 prepares for its taxing 500-mile flight.
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What bums would bring their own dinner to the airport?
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Dinner #2... now in Chiang Mai!
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Our little hotel room in the backpackers' area of the city.
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The hotel's courtyard.
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Breakfast the first morning, at a little family-run op.
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Breakfast of champions! (Really good fried rice.)
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The neighborhood in which our hotel was located.
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Free coffee in the hotel lobby.
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The hotel's little mascot, "Money" the Schnauzer.
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All within a few blocks of our hotel... amazing what farang backpackers will do to a neighborhood!
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Old teak homes were common throughout the city.
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Wat #1: Wat Chiang Man, the oldest Wat in Chiang Mai.
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Inside the main building.
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The very golden Naga that guards one temple building.
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Many famous Buddha images are held here.
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Elephants stand guard.
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Really, you're not welcome up here.
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Traditional New Years flags flap in the breeze.
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An old playground attraction.
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A really well preserved teak house.
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A rickshaw-cade.
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At the Three Kings' Monument.
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The Three Kings.
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The Chiang Mai Cultural Center, with a distinctively European influence.
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The entrance to...
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... Wat #2: Wat Phan Tao, an all-teak Wat.
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Inside, more teak.
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Wat #3: Wat Chedi Luang.
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Features a huge, partially destroyed brick stupa.
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Another view, from the side.
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A jolly Buddha.
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Applying gold foil to the Buddha of Tuesday (birth day of the week is very important).
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Wat #4: Wat Phra Sing.
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People make New Years' merit by writing family members' names on cards and hanging them with money in the temples.
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Writing each family member's name on the corresponding Chinese zodiac animal card.
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A novice monk can't get enough Rubix.
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Our finished hanging.
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Another temple building of Wat Phra Sing.
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Trying out a big gong.
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Another tall stupa in the rear of the Wat.
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The giant base that will pull the temple's Buddha image in the big New Years procession.
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Stopping for some "ancient" ice cream at the temple's food market area.
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Good Pad Thai from... a pad thai vendor.
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Uh oh... it's only Saturday but the water-throwing has begun!
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An over-enthusiastic jack fruit tree grows a few too many fruit!
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The Songkran banners that lined the city's streets.
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Pausing on the south wall of the city -- the city centre is a square surrounded by a moat.
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Walking away from the war zone... should've been a warning to us!
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Hmph! We were just trying to walk past a restaurant.
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The main gate into the city centre. (Although formerly surrounded by a wall, only the gates remain.)
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The hub of the action -- not nearly fully-developed yet!
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A pickup truck full of farang.
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We thought that taking the market-path home would be a dry route...
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... but we were wrong!
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The damage done by that little girl.
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The city installs water pump stations everywhere just for this festival.
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A night market...
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... where we bought our weapons of mass destruction!
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The next morning, gun vendors line the streets.
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Masks also seemed like a popular part of the celebrations.
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Taking a truck up the mountain to visit another Wat.
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The well-maintained, but windy, road up the mountain.
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Arriving at the base of the Wat, a hot-spot for vendors.
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Wat #5: Wat Phra Tat Doi Suthep, a Wat built on a mountain overlooking Chiang Mai city.
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There's a steep climb up to the Wat itself, lined with souvenir-sellers.
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Standing at the base of the climb, which is framed by two Naga.
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The end is in sight!
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Finally, reaching the entrance to the Wat.
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The central Wat is surrounded by a large courtyard and many smaller buildings.
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This is the elephant fabled to have chosen the location for the temple.
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You see how perched-on-the-mountainside the temple really is!
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Ringing one of many large temple bells (called Rakang).
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A really-quite-huge Rakang.
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The main look-out point, which overlooks Chiang Mai city...
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...but mostly its airport.
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More view-seekers.
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A shot of the main temple compound.
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Me and Mom.
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With the flowers used for making merit inside the temple.
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A group of kids plays traditional music.
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Inside the main compound, lots of gold.
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And mini-bells.
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People light candles and incense.
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The photo everybody takes.
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You're supposed to walk around the stupa three times... we only had the patience for one go-round.
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Heading back down the stairs.
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There's also a "cable car" system to take elderly or lazy visitors to the top, too.
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But they charge farang a premium.
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The overly-packed truck that we rode back down the mountain.
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Then we hunted down a teeny vegetarian place with tasty dishes.
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A colorful house.
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Didn't make it back to the hotel safely, though.
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Heading back out, and prepared for war.
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Feeling sheepish?
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It didn't take long to become completely water-logged.
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Wearing our fighter faces.
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Another form of ammunition was moat water collected by buckets-on-ropes.
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Everyone is fair game! No treading lightly on these streets!
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The danger warnings didn't keep people from jumping into the moats.
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A farang claims her victim.
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Summer fun for everyone!
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A motorcyclist is attacked by 4 different people as he passes this storefront.
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Pickup riders often travel with huge basins full of ice water.
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Tuk tuks (often convertible here) were another popular form of battle transport.
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An entire household gangs up on this tuk tuk.
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A crazy farang shoots someone miles away!
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The kids are trained for battle from a young age.
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Stopping for a mango-and-sticky-rice break at the festival's main stage.
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Two farang model the big-tank guns.
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Three young girls shoot each other on stage.
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After a heavy downpour, a glimmer of hope emerges.
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And the dimming sky turns a picturesque pink.
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The "Sunday Walking Street" is really an evening bazaar lined with neat stalls.
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Overwhelmed by it all.
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A street artist poses as a statue and has passers-by "write anything" on his body.
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At Wat Chedi Luang at night, people come to make merit.
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But we came to get dinner.
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The teak temple, lit up at night.
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Wat Pan On, quite golden at night.
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Even the temple chickens came out to celebrate.
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The next morning, back at our favorite fried rice joint.
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One of the huge water pumps that the city brings in to supply the water for Songkran.
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Even the police have to gear up to stay safe.
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A "Beauty Contest for Lanna Lady, Ride a Bicycle with Umbrella," as advertised in the official festival program.
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The audience of the beauty contest (which was held at the city's main gate).
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All the on-lookers interested in getting photos of the Final Five.
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Said Final Five. (The woman in black and yellow won first prize -- B 10,000 and a bicycle!)
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Meanwhile, back on the streets, the madness continues.
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Kids and dads on motorcycles tour the city, looking for prey.
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Another crazy farang attacks an unsuspecting tuk tuk passenger.
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And then he empties an entire bucket of ice water on top of one poor guy's head.
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Another tuk tuk prepared for battle.
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Even a truck full of workers, at quite an elevated height, can't stay dry.
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Many generations play along.
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Sandwiching the kid doesn't necessarily protect him from the wetness.
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A busy intersection filled with a variety of warriors.
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On a different note, an old teak house displaying antique photos open to the public.
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With no passers-by, one family resorts to attacking itself.
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Even Doraemon is used as a weapon in this battle.
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A fire truck passes through the main street...
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...to make way for the procession of Buddha statues : one from each Wat.
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Some over-taxed boys carry colorful flags to introduce the parade.
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The main Buddha -- everyone is supposed to help pull it by the ropes as it passes by.
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This is the Buddha from Wat Phra Sing, on its very elaborate, ornate cart.
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As the Buddha statue passes by, you splash it with special fragrant water.
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As demonstrated here: toss the water at the Buddha.
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Some poor, sun-beaten ladies carry their "wares" as part of the parade.
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More fragrant water-throwing.
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An example of a temple's decorated truck and Buddha riding in the rear.
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Using carts on casters was not the most ergonomic way to wheel over cobblestone streets.
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Girls take a break and rest their legs while the procession is held up.
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One fancily-dressed boy in the parade, riding on the shoulders of an adult, still manages to shoot the on-lookers with a super soaker.
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Returning from having tossed the water.
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We're not sure how this poor kid landed the job of hanging onto the end of a drum for 2 hours.
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More tossing and splashing.
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After the 59 temples drove through, additional groups followed in the procession -- like these drag queens.
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Back out with a vengeance.
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This boy decided to forgo the water throwing, and just go for a paddle instead.
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Shooting at passing targets from behind my bunker.
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Dinner at a "famous" vegetarian restaurant and cooking school.
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Thai-style tempura.
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Hmm! Puzzled by breakfast the next morning. Our normal place was closed!
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The Wat in the mountains that we visited the other day.
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A view of the river that passes through the outskirts of the city, on the way to...
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.... Boh Sang, the umbrella-making village.
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Not an umbrella shop, but colorful nonetheless.
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One of the many stores selling the hand-made umbrellas produced in this village.
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Even in the village, it's not safe to walk the streets!
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Even the road signs feature cute little umbrellas.
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The storefronts are very colorfully decorated.
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Outside the showroom of an umbrella-making factory.
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Inside the showroom of an umbrella-making factory!
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The factory! Unfortunately, all the workers had gone home for the holiday.
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The structure of the umbrellas, before the cloth is added.
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Posing with the World's Largest Umbrella!
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The stage at which the umbrellas are painted.
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A rather large hand-made umbrella on display.
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Trying to return to the city center proved to be a wet task.
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Here you see just how packed the outer moat was.
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Two groups battle it out from opposite sides of the street.
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Some warriors take advantage of the traffic jams and dash away on foot.
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See the size of their on-board basin!
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Attacking boy-in-sidecar!
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A tactical misstep? This group seems to be lined up, waiting to be soaked.
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A crazy farang and his off-road jeep? Where did it even come from?
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Par-tay!
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Granny and her Super Soaker!
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Another family, stickin' it out together.
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Successfully reaching a passing truck.
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We count at least 15 people on this tuk tuk.
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The scene from above. Madness!
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Chaos doesn't describe the state of the streets by late afternoon.
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Money, faithfully waiting for the hotel's guests in the lobby.
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Writing post cards on the last evening...
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... in Thai! How taxing!
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We stumbled upon a famous kids' band (now in its 15th generation) performing on the main stage.
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This guy was a child star, and performed this song 26 years ago...
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...and he still has fans today!
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A traditional dessert, made of black "vegetable jelly" and eaten with ice and brown sugar.
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A good shirt... but couldn't bring myself to buy it.
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The last morning (New Years Day), visiting an interesting-looking Wat.
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The Yaag standing guard outside the temple's doors.
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A cow, waiting patiently to be freed as part of the New Years ceremonies.
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The Wat in question -- busy with New Years festivities.
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A brick building that looked rather like a western house.
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Sand is brought to the temple to replace the sand "removed" by visitors' shoes over time. Here, it's sculpted.
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The really large brick stupa.
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A kind-of-creepy elephant sculpture using naturally-shaped pieces of wood.
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Another Wat, with a really tall first step!
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And a really tall Buddha inside!
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The silver-tiled walls around the Wat made for great auto-pixelation.
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Some guys pick an aerial location as their home base.
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Ammo, waiting for its owners to get back in the game.
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Unloading ice, which will then be put into barrels of water to make REALLY COLD ammunition!
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Day 5 and still going strong.
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Somehow, the food vendors manage to stay relatively dry! That's the trick. Be a food vendor.
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A dad and his daughter go for a dip.
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Quick lunch at the hotel, before heading out. Fried egg on rice!
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Chiang Mai International Airport: overwhelmingly underwhelming.
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Eating some of the candies we bough as souvenirs... so we'd be thirsty enough to drink up our water before going through security!
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Presenting my annual Stewardess of the Year award.
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Even the airport wasn't missing the opportunity to celebrate.
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Check out the dated plane! Brown tray-tables and gaudy print on the walls!
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Our water guns had to be checked! At least they were a Priority!
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And while were gone: a bit of progress on the roof and 3rd floor.